{"id":61,"date":"2012-07-23T10:25:49","date_gmt":"2012-07-23T17:25:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sanaeishida.com\/?p=61"},"modified":"2012-07-23T14:36:55","modified_gmt":"2012-07-23T21:36:55","slug":"a-birthday-chalkboard-wall-conversations-with-a-six-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sanaeishida.com\/?p=61","title":{"rendered":"A birthday, chalkboard wall &#038; conversations with K"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Birthday M! It&#8217;s a big one (forty!), but he wants an understated celebration with minimal hullabaloo so we&#8217;ll keep it simple: a little sushi dinner, some cake, a date night.<\/p>\n<p>A few weeks ago, I made one of our kitchen walls into a chalkboard and we have been <em>loving<\/em> it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sanaeishida.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/chalkboardwall.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-62\" title=\"chalkboardwall\" src=\"http:\/\/sanaeishida.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/chalkboardwall.jpg\" alt=\"chalkboard\" width=\"800\" height=\"546\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sanaeishida.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/chalkboardwall.jpg 800w, https:\/\/sanaeishida.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/chalkboardwall-300x204.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sanaeishida.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/chalkboardwall-439x300.jpg 439w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I use it to write to-do lists, M scrawled his life goals, and K doodles away. At first, M called it the &#8220;wall of death&#8221; and it&#8217;s true &#8211; the shiny blackness seemed to darken the already tiny kitchen and was rather oppressive. Now, I love the convenience of writing down grocery items as soon as I think of it and it&#8217;s like having a humongous sketchpad for ideas and drawings. We&#8217;ll have to update the wall with a pithy birthday wish today.<\/p>\n<p>This morning I had a few memorable exchanges with my almost-six-year-old:<\/p>\n<p>K: Mama?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Yes, sweetie?<\/p>\n<p>K: Do boys poop standing up?<\/p>\n<p>Me: No honey, but that&#8217;s a good question.<\/p>\n<p>K: Yeah, I wanted to make sure.<\/p>\n<p>****************************************************************************************************<\/p>\n<p>Me: {Singing some random song}<\/p>\n<p>K: Mama, can you stop singing?<\/p>\n<p>Me: {Pause} Why, honey?<\/p>\n<p>K: You&#8217;re embarrassing me.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Oh, OK.<\/p>\n<p>{Silence}<\/p>\n<p>K: {Starts singing at full-blast and totally off-key}<\/p>\n<p>****************************************************************************************************<\/p>\n<p>K: Mommy, did you know that you snore?<\/p>\n<p>Me: I do? Am I loud?<\/p>\n<p>K: Yes&#8230;but I love you just the way you are.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Birthday M! It&#8217;s a big one (forty!), but he wants an understated celebration with minimal hullabaloo so we&#8217;ll keep it simple: a little sushi dinner, some cake, a date night. A few weeks ago, I made one of our kitchen walls into a chalkboard and we have been loving it. I use it to write to-do lists, M scrawled his life goals, and K doodles away. At first, M called it the &#8220;wall of death&#8221; and it&#8217;s true &#8211; the shiny blackness seemed to darken the already tiny kitchen and was rather oppressive. Now, I love the convenience of writing down grocery items as soon as I think of it and it&#8217;s like having a humongous sketchpad for ideas and drawings. We&#8217;ll have to update the wall with a pithy birthday wish today. This morning I had a few memorable exchanges with my almost-six-year-old: K: Mama? Me: Yes, sweetie? K: Do boys poop standing up? Me: No honey, but that&#8217;s a good question. K: Yeah, I wanted to make sure. **************************************************************************************************** Me: {Singing some random song} K: Mama, can you stop singing? Me: {Pause} Why, honey? K: You&#8217;re embarrassing me. Me: Oh, OK. {Silence} K: {Starts singing at full-blast and totally off-key} **************************************************************************************************** K: Mommy, did you know that you snore? Me: I do? Am I loud? K: Yes&#8230;but I love you just the way you are. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-61","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-life","7":"entry","8":"has-post-thumbnail"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sanaeishida.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sanaeishida.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sanaeishida.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sanaeishida.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sanaeishida.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/sanaeishida.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68,"href":"https:\/\/sanaeishida.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions\/68"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sanaeishida.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sanaeishida.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sanaeishida.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}